Monday, October 21, 2019

Reykjavik, Paris, Rome, and Cinque Terre

I guess I should change the title of the blog to Cruises and other Trips.


Stop One: Iceland

It all started as a concept. We would go visit the villages of Cinque Terre in Italy. Brad had mentioned that this is where he wanted to go. I’d never heard of it before that. Then as long as we were so close, we would also go to Rome. The different perspectives were interesting. When someone asked Deb where we were going, she’d say Iceland, when they asked Brad, he would say Italy.
Deb mentioned she had been to Iceland three times and had never gotten out of the airport, so we included an Iceland layover. Then as we were booking it, we saw that it was less expensive to go to Paris and then Rome, instead of booking it straight to Rome. Now we had Paris on the list also.
We talked about booking it for a few weeks, but it didn’t get done. Finally, we met all together, and with a phone, two desktops, and a laptop, we began booking the trip. It was very late and not all the details were set, but we had gotten to most of the flights and some of the trains. With our collective brains all fried, we went home. Over the next few days, we messaged each other, “I booked this,” or “I booked that.” Luckily, we didn’t book the same things.
I had sold a car to a man, and he insisted that I should go to Juba restaurant down in Tukwila. It had some of the best food anywhere. In fact, he was going to get his buddy, the owner, to give us a free meal. Free is always good, so I agreed. It was a North African restaurant near the airport. The four of us were the only non-North Africans in there. I just knew they were all thinking, “What are they doing here?” but the owner was friendly, and the food was good.
Brad and I had a hard time getting through TSA, because he forgot to dump his his water out before entering the line. It was good we had allowed extra time. We had also allowed extra time to get down there, but traffic was surprisingly good. That’s not usual for Seattle. We waited for three hours for the flight, and then boarded the plane.
A couple of things I really like about Iceland Air is they give you a water bottle as you board, and the other thing is they have entertainment right there on the back of the seats. You can watch movies and zombie out, forgetting about how cramped you are in the seat. Even at that, they give you a hair more room than other airlines. I didn’t get to sleep except for a few minutes here and there. I can’t sleep on planes. The effort makes me more frustrated than anything. I looked over at my wife, she’s sound asleep almost the whole flight, only to wake up briefly when the cart comes by so she can get a drink. I think she has some built-in radar, because she wakes up seconds before they reach her and is sound asleep again, right after she finishes her snack and drink.
The most amazing thing I saw on the flight is Greenland. It’s been cloudy every time we’ve flown over it in the past, but this time there were clear skies. It looked like Canada as we flew over the western edge. It wasn’t until the middle that you could see the ice fields. The eastern side of it was the most amazing. It was like an iceberg factory. The massive things filled the bays as they headed out into the North Atlantic. If they were large enough to look big at thirty thousand feet, they must be huge. They looked like islands, only moving.
Our landing went better than the last time we were there. The wind wasn’t buffeting the plane. We arrived at the terminal and asked where to find the rental cars. The lady behind the desk is grumpy. I know she’s answered the same question about a thousand times, but I’m new here and I only asked the question once.
It’s a bus ride over to the rental car agency and then a long wait to get to the counter and a longer wait at the counter. By the time we head out, it’s after eleven in the morning. It took two hours to get our luggage and car. We took off toward Reykjavik. 



The countryside is rock and moss. You do not mess with the moss, because it breaks down the rocks to create soil and they have very little of that in Iceland. Small towns dot the landscape as we make our way to the city.
I don’t know what I was expecting culinary wise, when I arrived in the city, but hot dogs and hamburgers weren’t it. That, however made up most of the available restaurants. We met a man from America at the local burger joint, and he said he’d tried fermented sharks’ fin at one of the fancier restaurants. It was expensive and he wouldn’t recommend it.
We had the best hot dog on the planet, according to Bill Clinton, at a stand in the center of the town. We hated it. I did try lamb stew at another place. It’s Iceland’s national dish. I liked that. 


We finally found a place to park the car so we could take our walking tour. No easy feat ,I have to admit. The tour started in a plaza nowhere near where the description said it started, but after asking two or three people, we found it.


A cute blonde Viking-looking woman led the tour around the city. Interesting tidbits I took from this were,
Iceland has no army. It has a small coast guard with only three small ships. In school two of the mandatory classes are English, swimming, and knitting.


After the tour we headed to the Harpa hall and concert center for a brief stop. There is also a Viking ship sculpture down the street from there. There was a problem with the rental car after that, so we were on foot for the rest of our time in Iceland.
Brad was nice enough to go buy us some pizza for dinner as the rest of us relaxed our poor tired feet and legs.




In the morning, we walked down to the corner to find breakfast, only to find the restaurant was closed. We made our way back to the Airbnb and devoured all the snack food we had brought with us. Reykjavik isn’t very walkable if you’re on the edge of town like we were.
Brad booked the Golden Circle tour and had the foresight to schedule our pickup at the church next door to us. It was the same church that rang its bells at 7:15 in the morning. The rest of us were complaining about it, but Deb’s response was, “What bells?” She had managed to sleep through it.
The Golden Circle tour was amazing. We saw geysers, hot pools, the geothermal area when the city gets its hot water, and even the pipe that brings it to them. The water only loses one degree of temperature on its seventy-four-mile journey to the city, winter and summer.




After visiting the thermal fields, we went to see a waterfall. We stood in line to use the pay bathroom only to find out the gift shop / restaurant next door had a free one in better condition. There was a mix of salads, soups, sandwiches at the gift shop and since breakfast had been a bust, we ate. I had the lamb stew, Iceland’s national dish. It was good. The waterfall was amazing. It had two steps, the last of which ended in a narrow valley. You couldn’t see down there very well because of all the spray coming up.





We saw where the two tectonic plates were pulling apart. There is the North Atlantic plate moving towards Greenland and the European Plate moving towards Europe. A valley formed because of it, about two miles across and it grows a couple of centimeters a year. Every earthquake more cracks appear. These are filled in gradually with rock or water.


We went to geysers. I had been to Old Faithful as a kid, but we didn’t get this close to it as we did that day. Brad even got a great shot of it in slow motion. Then we hit the Secret Lagoon. This one is freshwater. The Blue Lagoon is saltwater and is dyed blue. It is supposed to have healing properties compared to the Secret Lagoon but is also more famous and crowded. We did enjoy this one and our tired legs loved the hot water.
Iceland’s hot water is piped in seventy-five miles from the geothermal fields to Reykjavik. Their prison system is small so when convicted it could take up to a couple of years to find you a cell. Iceland has the purest of the Scandinavian languages, the others have been corrupted. They do not let horses that have traveled outside the country to ever come back. The horses are the original bloodline that the Vikings brought to the island.



The tour was awesome. He dropped us back off at the church afterward. We made our way down to the restaurant we had tried to eat at the day before. It was open this time. Dinner cost 14,952 Icelandic kronor. It sounded like a lot.
The airport shuttle came to our door the next morning and took us directly to the airport. We did breakfast there.



Stop Two: Paris


Paris wasn’t part of the original plan. We were looking for a place to overnight in. It's less expensive if you fly in and then book a separate flight the next morning, rather than go directly to your destination. So, we had to pick a spot. When I mentioned that Paris was a possibility, Brad glommed on to that.




We had less than 24 hours there, but we accomplished an amazing amount of stuff in that time. After we settled in at the hotel, we got an Uber to the Arc de Triomphe. We were dropped off across the street from it. There was no way we were going to cross that street either. Traffic weaving in and out of the circle. It must have been ten lanes across, but there are no lane markings, so it was more like a free-for-all. I think most of those cars were going around and around just for the fun of it. Luckily, for us, there is an underground stairway to it. The thing is a lot wider than it looks in the pictures. There’s an arch on each side with two more connecting them. All sorts of carvings on it.
Miranda had come up with a great idea to go there first because the Eiffel Tower is tall and would be easier to find. After the arch, we walked down the Champs-Elysees and found a spot to eat. The tables outside the restaurant was packed so we opted to go inside, as the was barely anyone in there. It worked out, because the servers paid more attention to us joked with us. He even made us a special raspberry-mint drink to try. 


Then it was off through the streets of Paris in the gathering darkness to find the Eiffel Tower. I hadn’t realized it was right next to the Seine River. There were tour boats going up and down the river when we crossed the bridge. Vendors with their blankets out all looked like they were all selling the exact same souvenirs. 









We debated back and forth about what to do. Brad wanted to go up, but the elevators had an hour and a half-line. We were about to give up, when we found a shorter line. When we paid for our ticket, we jumped in the elevator. They jammed us in pretty tight. Deb found herself pushed against the side by a woman with large breasts. Miranda became claustrophobic and hopped out at the last second.
We toured the second level. All of Paris lay before us. I could see Norte Dame in the distance. It still looked burnt-out hulk. I don’t think they’ve started the renovation. The river lay below us along with all the sights of Paris. It was great.
Brad was getting worried about Miranda down there all alone in the darkness, so we walked down the steps instead of waiting forty-five minutes for an elevator. 680 steps we went down. There were signs along the way to encourage you. “You’re halfway, keep going.” My legs were tired before the descent; they were killing me afterward.
We called an Uber to pick us up. He didn’t, or wouldn’t, speak a word of English. I don’t know what the speed limit is in Paris, but I’m sure he was going twice as fast as it. We arrived back at the hotel, tired, but happy.
The next morning, we called up another Uber to take us to the Chateau Versailles. This is where Louis the fourteenth and Napoleon called home.  The place went on and on with each hallway more ornate than the one before it. We saw Marie Antoinette’s bedroom, the hall of mirrors and another hallway where pictures of all of France’s important victories were painted.
The outside gardens seem to spread out for miles. I think even with all our walking that day, we only saw about a tenth of the gardens. Looking at the grounds after I came home, I see that I missed the dragon fountain. That would have been fun to see. 










We took another Uber back to the hotel to collect our things and get to the airport.
Miranda said the Uber driver seemed to be distracted. I rode in the front seat and saw what he was doing. He was watching YouTube videos as he drove through the busy Paris streets. It was all bricklaying instructions. Really? I think if he was going to risk our lives, he could at least be watching interesting videos. 


At the airport we ended up at a satellite gate far away from the madness we ran into when we flew into Paris. We even had to walk about a block from the airport commuter train to get there, under a road and then to the gates. It had about four gates was all and a couple of kiosks. We found sandwiches to eat and fill up on water after we went through security.

Stop Three: Rome



Rome was easy in comparison. There was a foosball game between the carousels in baggage claim, so Brad and I played until the bags started coming down the line.
The Airbnb lady, ‘Lucy,’ arranged a driver to pick us up and take us to the apartment. He had a sign with my name on it when we came out of baggage claim.
We piled in the car, it easily fit all of us and our luggage. Some of the Ubers had cramped back seats. We headed to the apartment. A friend of the owner met us at the Airbnb when we arrived. The driver had called ahead so the man was at the corner when the driver parked.
He showed us the room, explained, in broken English, that Lucy was in Lebanon, but we could call her with a phone app if we needed anything.



The elevator was interesting. It was a cage with a cable on it, basically. If you’ve ever seen the show Petticoat Junction, it was like that. None of us really wanted to ride in it, so we in stuffed our suitcases, hit the button, then took the one flight of stairs, then pulled them back out when they arrived at the second floor. The room faced a courtyard. It was a fun apartment, two large bedrooms, each with its own bathroom. Every room had its own a/c unit.
Exploring the area, we found a subway stop a half a block from the apartment. No need to take Ubers as we did in France. Our first subway ride didn’t go so well. When we tried to jump on, it was crowded, and the doors shut a lot faster than we thought they would. Deb ended up getting shut in the doors. Someone pushed the red button for us, and the doors opened again. Deb and I hopped on.
Miranda told us about a restaurant her sons-in-law’s brother had eaten at on his mission. He said it was the best in Rome. We went where we thought it was but ended up going in the opposite direction. Stopping to ask directions, after a lot of walking, we talked to a shop owner and his wife. It was dark by this point.





He had very broken English, but he had google maps on his phone. Our phones didn’t work without wifi. He pointed in the direction google maps told him it was, and she would say, “No, no, that is a silly way to go.” Then she would amend his directions, with landmarks for us to follow.
Then he would give us the next direction, and she would say “No, no,” again. Following her instructions, we headed straight down the street several blocks, turned left at the obelisk, around a corner and down an alleyway. In the middle of the alleyway was the restaurant. We sat inside, as the outside was full. When we ordered, we ask him to take a picture of us, so he took a selfie with us in the background.
Brad ordered pizza, but when he went to cut it with a fork, the owner wagged his finger at him.
It was a great place to eat and as we made our way back to the subway station, we found a gelato place on the corner, so we stopped to partake. It was late by that point, but almost everything was open.
We made it back to the room and went to bed.
In the morning, we found the a/c unit in the kitchen was leaking and making a puddle on the floor, but it was a warm day, so we didn’t turn it off, just wiped up the puddle. We again hit the town, but nothing was really open that early, so we found a McDonalds, two blocks away. It wasn’t very well marked, we pasted it twice before asking a utility worker where it was. We were right next to it at the time.
It’s like when you ask a store clerk where an item is that you’ve walked up and down an aisle three times trying to find it, only to discover it right behind you.
We ate a couple of egg McMuffins and then hit the road again. Today, we had a hop on hop off tour of the city. Only we had mixed directions of where to actually pick it up. After waiting at a corner a few minutes, we walked down to the Colosseum.
I don’t know if it was us, or it’s something the Romans do, but every time we asked for directions, we were given the first one or two steps in a series of ten or twelve. “Go down to the corner and turn left,” was one set of directions we were given by a bus driver. It was far more complicated than that as our destination was blocks and blocks away and not in a straight line from the corner.
We managed to find the hop on hop off bus despite the vague directions this time. The line for the bus was something else. The bus company had an angry man standing at the beginning of each line. His job was to yell at the people waiting to get on. “Don’t skip the line,” was his main saying. If you moved an inch, he would say it again. It was a problem when the two buses were full in front of us and another bus arrived behind us. “Go get in that line,” the guy barked.
The man who was in front of the line was now five or six back, so he complained. “Be lucky you’ll get on the bus,” the angry man replied.
Except for that, the hop on hop off bus worked. We didn’t get off at any stop, which kinda defeated the purpose, but we enjoyed the overview of the city. I guess we didn’t get off because we didn’t know if we could get back on without encountering another angry man.
We finally stepped off at the main bus station, train station. Making a mental note of this since we would need the train station the next day, we headed out on a quest to find Trevi Fountain as it was closed the last time we were in Rome. 


We stopped at a bakery to grab lunch. They had wifi there so I looked up the fountain while we were eating. When we left the shop, I closed google maps and found I couldn’t get it working again, so I ran back down to the bakery, reestablished the connection and as long as I didn’t close the app, it pointed us in the direction of the fountain. Brad had asked a bus driver where it was and got the usual answer, “Go to the corner and turn left.”
It was twelve blocks away and there was more than one corner. Even when we were near, there was no indication of where it was. No signs or anything. You turned a corner, like all the other corners you turned and there it was. Amazing!
We took pictures and threw coins in the fountain. It was hard to get right up to it, so you had to throw the coins between the tourists.
At one subway station, Brad said, “This is the train we need to take,” three of us managed to hop on before he replied, “Oh, wait, we need to go the other way.” Two of us managed to hop off before the door closed. I wasn’t one of them. I sat there thinking, do I go down to the next stop and come back? If I try that, or they going to come after me and we pass going in opposite directions? The possibilities were endless, but I remembered the red button and pressed it. The door opened and I hopped out. 
One thing that was frustrating is that one of the subway stations was closed. Normally I wouldn’t care that a subway station in Rome was closed, but this one was right where we wanted to be, so we had to take the next station and walked the six or seven uphill blocks to get back there. We finally figured out that if we took the station before it, instead of after, we would walk downhill instead of up, and that made life easier.
By the end of our stay, we were getting around Rome really well. That night, we headed off in the direction of the Rome Temple. It isn’t easy to get to as there are no subway stops within miles of where it's at. We flagged down a cab.




The cab drivers seem to me to be friendlier than the Uber drivers.  The Uber drivers barely talked to us. The taxi driver that took us to the temple talked the whole way. Ok, it was in Italian, but he talked at least. If it sounded important, we would get our google translates out and figure out what he was saying and answer him as best we could.
The temple was great. We walked around the grounds admiring the five-hundred-year-old olive trees and the visitor’s center. We also took in a session while we were there.
Rome was over too soon. We arrived back to the apartment only to find the a/c in the kitchen made another small puddle by the front door. We wiped it up. We were good guests; we didn’t eat a single meal in the apartment. That night, around two am, the a/c unit above my head started dripping cold water on my face. I turned it off, but it didn’t solve the problem, so I turned it back on and moved over.
We packed up in the morning and headed down to the subway. If there was a rush hour in Rome, this was it. Our fellow passengers were unhappy to see us trailing our suitcases and backpacks. We pushed our way on, even though there was not a lot of room. Everyone was well squished. One lady tried to get out at the next stop, but she was too far in and couldn’t get around us.
Luckily, she didn’t yell at us. We wouldn’t have understood her anyway, but nobody wants to get yelled at. To the relief of everybody, we exited the next stop and followed the signs to the train station. The station was huge, supporting dozens of trains. Departure signs, like those in airports, told us what platform our train was on. We had a few minutes to kill, so we looked for somewhere to eat breakfast. Most of them were closed, but there was a McDonalds, across the street from the station, so we ate there. It was so not Italian, but there doesn’t seem to be too much open for breakfast.
The bathrooms were interesting. The walls were glass and you had to have a train ticket, or a Euro coin, to get in. Men to the left and women to the right. Only the walls on the stalls afforded you any privacy.
We jumped on the train and it wasn’t thirty minutes later that all my travel companions were fast asleep. I sat there, jealous. I can’t sleep on trains or planes, but I saw some wonderful scenery. We passed Civitavecchia. It’s the cruise port closest to Rome. There were two ships in the harbor. I do love cruise ships, but I prefer to be on them than look at them at a distance. Still, I enjoyed it.



Stop Four: Cinque Terre




The train tracks followed the coast, then headed into the countryside. We went through Pisa and then drew closer to the coast again. La Spezia is a coastal town and the gateway to Cinque Terre, the goal of this trip. The other places were, “While we’re in the area, let’s do this also,” places.
We arrived at the train station at La Spezia and hopped off. We checked out how to get tickets to Cinque Terre. It’s five cities that butt up to cliffs and the coast. The area is an Italian national park. You buy a ticket to the park as well as the train at the same time. We decided to wait until the next morning to buy the tickets.





Rolling the suitcases behind us, we made our way to the Airbnb. Wandering the streets, we managed to go right to it. Gabriella and her nephew were there at the front door to meet us. Her first question was, “What took you so long?” We didn’t think we had taken that long.
The nephew translated everything Gabriella said. It was him I had messaged back and forth and not her. The place was our biggest apartment yet. It had a huge kitchen as well as a large living room and a balcony that looked out over the street.
The people we talked to in the visitor’s center of the temple said there was a North African gang that robbed the Airbnbs in La Spezia, but the lock on the door was the most solid I had ever seen. It was a deadbolt times five. There were five thick metal shafts that went through the jam. No one was getting through that door, even if you made through the locked door that faced the street. There were two bathrooms but only one shower, so we had to take turns at night. It wasn’t a problem at all.
Again, we had planned on going to the market and grabbing a lot of food and eating breakfast and lunch at the apartment, but we never made it to the market because its hours didn’t sync with our schedule. We walked around La Spezia that first night. Our legs were tired from Rome, but we walked down to the waterfront, even getting some food at a bakery. It was midday, and as we ate at the benches outside, the owner locked up and as he passed us, he put his hands on one side of his head and closed his eyes indicating he was going home to take a nap.
We ran straight into a street shopping fair, complete with husband bench, where all the men hang out waiting for the wives to finish shopping. It’s funny to see some things are the same everywhere. On our wanderings around town. We walked around the shopping area and then and found some dinner. I have to say the Italian food in Italy is better than the Italian food in the states.
Night had fallen by this point, so it was back to the apartment.













In the morning we walked up to the train and bought tickets to Cinque Terre. The nice thing is it gives you unlimited travel that entire day. We went to the furthest city, Monterosso. It has a large beach that extends a long way along the coast. It is by far the most level of all the cities.  A large cliff divides the two parts of the town, but there is a tunnel that connects them. We walked along the beach and enjoyed the view of the sea.
Miranda said, “We’re going to walk to the next city. It’s only a two-hour walk.”
I looked at a wide path that led around the next cliff. “Sounds fun, we’ll go with you.” Big mistake. The nice trail ended just around the corner and it started into a mountain goat trail after that. Hundreds of uneven steps led up through the terraced grapevines. Deb and I were panting by the time we got up there. One person told us we were through the worst of it. He lied. Every time we headed down a few steps, there were twice as many to greet us up the next ridge. I must have looked like a mess as I stood in front of yet another set of stairs hewn out of the rocks.
“Here, I’ll take your pack,” a friendly voice said. I didn’t know who he was, but I took him up on it. I guess when he got to the top, he asked Brad, who was waiting for us, why he wasn’t helping his father with the hike.
“They’re our age,” Miranda replied. Which isn’t entirely true. I think I have most of a decade on them. Still, that’s not an excuse for how out of shape I am.
Sweating and sick, I trudged on. Deb and I hadn’t planned on a hike that day and didn’t have any water on us. Also, I could feel my blood sugar tanking, and began to wonder if I was going to die on that trail. I was drenched in sweat and went around the next ridge with high hopes of seeing a town around the next corner, only to be disappointed over and over again.
One man going to opposite directions took one look at me and asked, “Are you okay?”
“Save yourself, go back now!” I responded. He laughed and kept walking.
Brad and Miranda had run up ahead, but they waited for us as we drew close to the town. The estimate of two hours was for fit people; it took Deb and me around three and a half. Finally, Vernazza was under my feet. Deb bought us something to drink, a granita. It was a lifesaver, both for the blood sugar and the dehydration. Brad and Miranda decided to walk the trail between the next two cities also, but Deb and I took the train. I took a dip in the Mediterranean to cool down before we left. Miranda’s fit bit said 22,000 steps and 65 flights of stairs on that trail.
We arrived at the next train station and walked towards the town of Corniglia. We were stopped at the base of the steps leading up to the town. Four hundred and forty of them to be exact. No way, we thought, so we made our way back to the train station. We didn’t know there was a bus, but it didn’t matter, because we had agreed to meet them at the station. The bathrooms at the train stations were interesting. There is an attendant there who has you show your ticket or charges you a Euro for the use of the facility. If the person takes too long, they go in and clean the bathroom. It made for long lines. That would be a really crappy job.


The hour and a half walk took them, with a couple of stops, just over two hours. They rushed down all those steps to get back to us faster and Miranda messed up her knee in the process. I felt bad.
We made our way back to La Spezia at that point. Dinner was at an outdoor cafĂ©. I was brave and tried the sardines. They weren’t the canned ones we have in America, but fresh. It was okay, but I watched Brad eat his ravioli and wished I had ordered it instead.
I slept well that night. The next day, we went to church in the morning. It was a small branch, and everyone greeted each other with kisses on the cheek. The missionaries were both from the states, so they could at least tell us what was going on. The headsets they gave us, to listen along in English, didn’t work, so we took them off and listened to the Italian version. Surprisingly, we could at least get the gist of what they were saying. After church, we headed over to Porto Venere by boat. The boat also goes to Cinque Terre, but only during calm seas and there were no calm seas that day.
We climbed through the ruins of a castle and visited the narrow streets of the town. When we arrived back in La Spezia, we took a bus to the train station and went to the towns we had missed the day before, Manarola and Riomaggiore. Riomaggiore had celebrated a wine festival recently, because the signs were still there and there were a lot of wilted grape vines all over the town. There was a long tunnel between the station and the town. The streets were steep to climb. I wanted to see the lower part of the town, so I took the stairs under the train tracks to look at them. The others waited for me.
Manarola was the town with all the steps between the station and the town. Luckily, there was a drove to the town from the train. We wandered around here for a while. The streets were super narrow, and the edge of town was a seventy-foot cliff down to the water. As long as we were there, we went back to Monterosso and rented a couple of beach chairs. I call it a beach, but it wasn’t. It was a bunch of small rocks that hurt to walk on. Brad and I braved the painful beach and made our way out to swim in the sea.





























This had its drawbacks as Brad was stung by a jellyfish. He was done and made his way back to the beach chairs. I tried to swim to the shore, but I, too, was stung. I retreated slower after that. I stopped swimming only to come face to face with another jellyfish. I splashed at it, only sending it closer to a couple of Italians. “Medusa!” one of them said, and they left. I made my way to the shore.
We stopped in Vernazza, my favorite of the Cinque Terra towns, to eat.
We got up early in the morning to catch a four am train. We traveled through Cinque Terre but didn’t stop except for a brief one in Vernazza. The train left the coast and headed inland. It was a pretty view of the Italian countryside.




Milan’s train station was almost the size of Rome’s train station with trains everywhere. We had a bit of confusion there. We were taking another train to the airport but couldn’t find it. Turns out, it wasn’t there yet. It arrived and we boarded quickly.
I got to see an overview of Milan, but it would have been nice to see the center of the city and not just that part next to the train tracks. We arrived at a modern, well-laid-out airport. As we were waiting in line, a uniformed woman came up and started interviewing us. She had a clipboard, so I guess she was official. Anyway, you couldn’t go to the ticket counter unless you had your interview. Turns out I lied to her, because later on Deb asked where my computer was. I told her it was in the suitcase. “Don’t you remember the lady asked if you had a computer in the suitcase?” Sometimes I’m hard of hearing, because I didn’t know she’d said that.
Once we arrived at the counter, the ticket agent was having a hard time. She couldn’t get her computer to work. We saw several people come and go while we waited, finally the agent next door printed our boarding passes while our agent restarted her computer. As soon as the computer rebooted, it began spitting out multiple copies of our boarding passes and luggage tags. Gotta love computers.
We grabbed something to eat there and headed to our gate. That’s when the announcements started. “We will be departing a few minutes late.” We didn’t even start boarding until after we should have departed and were an hour late taking off. On the big screen in front of the cabin was our flight details. Flight time: 12 hours and 6 minutes. Ugh. I tried sleeping, I tried watching a movie, nothing worked, it was a long flight.
We landed in Los Angeles. They bused us to baggage claim and then we had to go through security again. I guess TSA doesn’t want you to miss out on that experience when you come back to the United States. We took off running to the gate our next flight was leaving from. Brad ran off ahead and I let him go. I don’t run as fast as him. It was all in vain. We missed the flight anyway. Luckily, there was another one leaving in an hour and a half, so we caught our breath as we waited.
It was a wonderful trip. We walked fifty miles in the course of nine days. No wonder my legs feel tired. We saw amazing things. I’ve traveled with Brad and Miranda several times now. They are good people. It was fun hanging out with them for those ten days.

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