Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Western Caribbean Cruise



Seattle   

This cruise was my idea. I just needed to get away and since our travel agent had gotten us such a great deal, I didn’t see any reason not to go. My wife on the other hand was a little more dubious and took some convincing. In the end insanity won out and we booked it.
The ship was Navigator of the Seas with a Western Caribbean cruise out of Galveston, Texas with stops in Jamaica, Grand Cayman and Cozumel. It sounded perfect.
So the thought was we would drive down to the hotel we found online and spend the night and they would keep the car until we got back. We checked the reviews and prices and we thought we got a good hotel for a good price. Since we had the whole day to get there, we headed out mid afternoon.
The drive down went fine, we ran into very little traffic. This is never true when we are in a hurry, so it was nice that we could take our time.
The wife was the navigator and when we got in the area she picked up the paper she had the instructions printed out on and she read, “Okay, we need to take exit 158, so be looking for it.”
The funny thing was I already saw exit 158, it was about sixty feet away and there were twenty cars between it and us, because I was in the outside lane at the time and the exit was on the inside lane and we were going a little over the speed limit. It didn’t happen.
Not knowing the area we broke out the navigation system. Okay, if you read my previous posts you know my navigations system hates me. This day was no exception. It had us driving past schools with all the children coming out and school busses stopping every fifty feet. It took us down vague side streets and though residential areas only to deposit us, finally, at the wrong motel.
The only plus was that it was on the right road, so after only one u-turn, we found the right motel, Travel Lodge. We drove in the parking lot and Deb immediately hated it. We decided to give it a go since we had not even looked at the room so we checked in.
The room was clean except of the mold in the upper corner of the bathroom and the moss growing on the upper level walkway. It had two by fours holding up the towel rack and the walls had been patched, but not well, in several places. Another worry was the chain link fence with concertina wire. Why would they need that?
The parking lot where we would be leaving our car didn’t look too secure. Deb even asked if it was safe and the lady replied, “as long as you don’t leave any valuables where people can see them in the car.” Wrong answer.
We decided to think about it while we went out to dinner at Thirteen Coins. I had a friend recommend a place to eat and he recommended that one. So we headed down the street to the restaurant. The restaurant was pricey, but we thought it was good. I have had better though for a whole lot less money. I don’t mind spending a little more for good food, but if the food is the same quality as Denny’s, then I mind.
It was noisy too. The staff had been called in for a meeting and after the meeting they sat around and talked loudly right outside our booth. I now know about half of the waiter’s relationship problems. I won’t be back but I don’t see that impacting their business because I don’t get down that direction very often.
On the way back we passed Ramada Inn and it had a stay and park package.  Deb says, “Let’s stay there.” Okay, I know that she doesn’t like the other place so I agreed and we checked out, repacked the car and drove away. It was funny that when I told them we were leaving, they didn’t even ask why. On our way out we noticed that there was a strip club next door. They just don’t put those in the best part of town.
We were just a few doors from Denny’s and we had skipped eating the expensive desert at Thirteen Coins, so we made our way there. Deb comes up with a great idea of a peanut butter jelly sandwich for me in the morning because I’m not supposed to be skipping any meals. So we ate our dessert and the whole time we were there I was thinking, ‘why didn’t we just eat here?’
Deb felt safer at the Ramada so we had a relaxing night and slept well.

Galveston

In the morning we got up at around 2 am. I was already up as I don’t sleep well. I ate my peanut butter and jelly sandwich I had bought at Denny’s. We took the shuttle over to the airport. It was only five minutes away so that was nice.
Deb had TSA pre check so she went to the quick line.  I didn’t, so she had to wait for me. The plane was late boarding by half  an hour, but that didn’t matter because the limo driver on the other end was monitoring the plane so he would know if we were late.
We didn’t have assigned seats and all of the economy seats had been taken, but that worked in our favor because they upgraded us to economy plus, which gave us a lot more leg room. It was funny, I wanted to be the first in line to get some seat assignments, but there was no one there at the counter so I wandered a little around the airport. When I got back this man with a wife and two kids was in line ahead of me so I was kicking myself for not waiting. I just knew he was going to get the good seats.
When the desk agent got there the first thing they did was to call my name, so I got ahead of him anyway.
We met a guy in line whose flight had been cancelled. He must have been complaining too much because the agent for American Airlines just told him, “I don’t want to talk to you.” He was told to call a number and when he did, he was on hold for four and a half hours. He showed me his phone to prove it. He just gave up and came and got in the United line that we were in. He had to purchase more tickets, but he said it was worth it.
The flight was good as there were no kids kicking the back of my seat. We sat in the exit row so we could not put our seats back. I don’t like to do that anyway as I know it crowds the person behind me. I slept as much as I could.
When we got to Houston there was an announcement at the airport that I’ve never heard before, “all those of you who checked their guns before boarding a plane, those are available at the luggage counter.” Only in Texas.
Our driver had a sign with my name on it and was waiting for us at the bottom of the escalator. He walked with us to baggage claim and then walked our bags over to the limo and put them in. Yes we hired a limo, it was only $5 more than a cab so I figured, ‘why not?’
It was cold in Texas, even colder than it was in Seattle. We were both very surprised by that. I was hoping to spend one beach day in Galveston before we got on the cruise ship, but that didn’t happen.
When we arrived at our hotel we noticed that it was just a half block from the shore, Country Inn and Suites. Our room wasn’t ready so we left our bags at the hotel and went exploring. Down the beach on a pier was an amusement park, Pleasure Pier. It had a Bubba’s Shrimp Company right in front of it.


We seemed to be in the middle of everything, but since everything was so spread out we still had a five block walk to get to anywhere except a nice, but noisy, restaurant called The Spot. We managed to get a seat right in the front window. On nicer days it would have been wonderful looking at the calm blue water, but it was fun watching the storm tossed waves crash against the shore. The restaurant even had outside dining but it wasn’t the day for that.


We arrived back at the hotel and our room was still not ready, so they upgraded us to a fifth floor ocean view room. I don’t know what type of room we had before, but an upgrade is always nice.
We rested at the hotel for a few hours, enjoying the balcony and watching the world go by.
The place we chose to have dinner was a long ways away. We took the recommendation of the desk. I didn’t want to walk it as we had done a lot of walking already so we called a cab. Dinner was at Landry’s next to the Hilton. We had walked to Bubba Shrimp Company to check out the menu earlier and decided that the prices were just too high. The Landry had similar prices, but the food was really good. I don’t mind spending a little more for really good food. I had the veal parmesan, I’ve had better at a lot less expensive restaurants.  


That night we watched the waves crashing against the shore and the lights from the Pleasure Pier from our hotel balcony. We even got in a little time on the internet before it crashed.

Boarding the Ship

When I woke up I tried to get onto the internet, but it was down still and remained down the rest of our visit. I waited for Deb to wake up and then we went down to the breakfast bar together. I really liked the breakfast at the hotel. It wasn’t gourmet but it was good grub with a nice selection.
We had been told by the hotel that a taxi to the ship would be impossible. To get there,  we needed to take their shuttle. It was $50.00 per person, or $10.00 a person depending on who was quoting you a price. The good news was that the $50.00 was round trip and included parking for the week.
We didn’t have a car and didn’t need a round trip ride as we were not coming back to the hotel. The girl during the day quoted us $10.00 a person one way. The guy at night quoted us $50.00 a person no matter what. When we told him we had been quoted a lower rate, he gave in.
It still left us wondering if we could do better. We met another couple at breakfast who were taking the cruise and they were going to pay the $50.00 for a one way ride. Deb told them that it didn’t sound right so they went to verify. We gave them the number to the cab company just in case. It’s true that the cruise terminal was on the other side of the island, but when you consider that the island is only four miles wide at its widest and that you can see the cruise ships from the hotel, it just didn’t make sense that it would cost so much.
In the end we cancelled the shuttle and took a taxi. It cost us $12.00, only because we stopped to shop at a drug store to pick up a couple of last minute things and the driver left the meter running. So we were money ahead even over the $20.00 we would have spent. We told the cab driver what they were charging to get to the ship and he laughed and laughed. It would have been around $5.00 if we would have headed straight to the pier.
I heard the other couple decided on a cab ride also.
The pier is right next to the old part of Galveston so we checked our bags and since they were not boarding yet anyway, we took a walk through town. We found this amazing candy store that also had a malt shop in it. One of my favorite drinks is a vanilla malt, so I ordered me up one while Deb was buying candy. I saw real gas street lights for the first time. That was cool.




The embarkation onto the ship was a breeze. We had to wait a few minutes in the terminal after getting through security and getting our room key. I thought with that many people it was going to take until late that afternoon to get on the ship. When they started calling the Pinnacle members my heart sank. However it wasn’t five minutes later that we were in the fast moving line getting onto the ship.
The thing that I don’t like about cruising and probably the only thing is the blasted life boat drill. This one was particularly bad. We had to stand on the boat deck for a half an hour while we waited for the stragglers to show up. Some of the other cruise lines have you meet in the public areas where you can sit down at least. The people behind me standing on the deck had started the party early and were loud and obnoxious, not to mention rude. I saw some people check in with the lady and promptly walk away.  One lady said, “We are Pinnacle, we don’t have to do this”, before she walked away.
Right after sail away we hung over the rail while we waited for the crowd to clear and saw some dolphins swimming around the bay. It was a nice change from the drill.
It was really foggy in the channel and I wondered if it was going to be a problem getting out, but we left on time and made it into open waters before the fog got any worse
The ship was amazing, it had a three story dining room and promenade straight down the middle of it. They even had a parade on the promenade. We sat on the side and watched. The promenade was full of shops and it had a 24 hour café in it that served pastries in the morning and sandwiches in the afternoon. It went up four stories at least and had staterooms that have windows that look out on to it where you can sit and watch all of the activities on the promenade from.




There are two large atriums on either end of it too. I loved the design of the ship.
When we went to dinner, we had early seating and there were two older ladies at our table. One was from Washington even. We also had another couple but I could not tell you who they were because they never showed up for dinner once the whole trip. The assistant waiter, JingJing from China, gave up on me because I was drinking too much water. I guess ten glasses full was a little much, so she put two glasses of water in front of me the rest of the week so she would not have to refill it as often. Even with two glasses I still managed to run out a time or two.
After dinner Deb was tired so we went to the stateroom. I wasn’t as tired so I went to the comedy show. He wasn’t the best comedian I’ve seen on a ship. As a matter of fact, he wasn’t even close. I laughed in a few parts so it wasn’t a disaster. After that I went to bed.

Sea Day 1

In the morning Deb woke up with a back ache. The mattress didn’t agree with her. Luckily we had a great room steward. He put a mattress pad on it for her and it helped a lot.
We went to play miniature golf on the upper deck but the wind was blowing so bad it made it hard. Later on we attended trivia and our group one. In fact through the week our trivia team won all but once, netting us 4 key chains, six pens, two highlighters, two travel wallets and two baseball caps, all with the Royal Caribbean logo on it.
At breakfast we were seated with a couple from England, and for the rest of the day we kept running into them. They were at the meet and mingle and trivia. When we went to lunch they were seated with us again and we saw them later on at the show. At least they were friendly.
A lot of the ship’s officers attended the meet and mingle including the captain. This is put on through Cruise Critic. They did an ice breaker game and we got to know a little about our fellow cruisers. At least Deb did, I held our places while she was going around and doing that.
Bubba Feathers was the featured band on the ship and as you can imagine they played the classics. Well, classical country songs, that is. Deb gritted her teeth every time she walked by but I enjoyed them mightily. We even had a lady with a cane dancing to Bubba. She would plant her cane and then wiggle her hips, turn around, plant her cane and then wiggle her hips. I almost took a video of her because it was so hilarious, but I thought it would be rude to do it so I didn’t.



We went up and played majority rules, but lost miserably. Then the show that night was, well I don’t know what the show was. I was there but promptly fell asleep. Deb elbowed me and we left early.

Sea Day 2

I had breakfast alone in the buffet because Deb was trying to sleep in. When she got up we played around the ship for a while then I went up to play a crossword game in the schooner bar. In fact between trivia and other games, we were in the schooner bar quite a bit. There was a crosswords game going on and there were only two people at it so I mentioned we should all join the same team that way we were guaranteed to win. That worked well until a few other groups showed up late. One of those groups managed to beat us even though we had a head start. As a reward for coming in second, I got yet another key chain.




When trivia time came around some of our teammates told us that there was a medical emergency during the night. The captain toyed with the idea of going to Cozumel first and dropping off the person, but sailed close to Mexico instead and had the person medi-vaced off. The map on the tv tracked our progress and we definitely took a major detour. That explained why we were cruising at around 21 knots that morning.
At lunch we were seated last at a table for six, but the other four people stood up and left as we sat down. The maître ‘d was furious and had his people reset the table then they sat down four Spanish speaking people with us. Deb and I were worried that we would not be able to communicate, but most of them spoke English and the group was delightful. We had such a good conversation.
We watched people on the Flow Rider in the afternoon. It only takes one wipeout to realize that it was probably not for me. The water is going so fast that when you fall it sweeps you up and slams you against the backstop. Kinda like flushing a toilet. I enjoyed the wipeouts which were plentiful.



We had a progressive trivia challenge to name as many countries as possible. We had two high school geography teachers in our group. I think we got them all, if not we only missed a couple.
At dinner the two older ladies were there but not the other couple. I thought that the food on the ship was great. I didn’t have a meal I didn’t like. Of course I am the type of person that thinks a chili cheese dog is a gourmet meal. My wife thought the food was bland and some other people said it was just okay.
We played mini golf again and the wind was even worse than the first time we played. I started using this to my advantage; I would put the ball on the windward side of the hole and let the wind blow the ball in. The wind was devastating those on the Flow Rider. Even the ones that had managed to stay up the day before were getting flushed after just a few seconds of being up.

Jamaica

I had breakfast alone again. There were no free  tables so I invited myself to sit with the ladies that we had dinner with. They seemed to be on the same schedule as I was. They didn’t seem to mind. If they did, they were polite enough not to say anything.
We pulled up to the dock and then backed into the berth when we arrived in Jamaica. The Freedom of the Seas came into port a few minutes later and did the same thing. We talked to our fellow passengers before we arrived, especially the ones that had been there before, to figure out what to do while we were there. Most of them said the same thing. “We are getting off the ship but not going outside the fence.”



When the pier first opened in Jamaica several enterprising locals set up shop. They were offering everything from drugs to prostitutes. Royal Caribbean got so many complaints that they built a fence around the complex and only let the approved vendors inside.
Outside the fence was a shanty town and a rundown city that looked scary but inside the fence was a modern complex with shops and open air markets selling local handicrafts. Deb and I figured that we would follow suit since we had no tour booked. We shopped around the pier but stayed inside the fence.
That night we went to a spectacular ice show that I highly recommend. Since the venue is small you have to stand in line to get tickets. They don’t cost anything, but the tickets are hard to get.
We went to the Crown and Anchor get together after the ice show. It is Royal Caribbean’s loyalty program. Royal has so many returning cruisers that they held it in the main theater.

Grand Cayman

We had a buffet breakfast again. This time Deb joined me. Then we headed to the main theater where we were supposed to wait for our tour. Grand Cayman has a shallow port so you have to tender into it. There are no docks. Deb wasn’t feeling well so we got delayed. They put the rest of the group on a second tender. The tour left after the first tender arrived so we missed out on our tour. Luckily we weren’t the only ones that they left behind and we were able to get a full refund. We then went with the guy with a sign saying ‘Seven Mile Beach.’ We piled into a van that had two seats on one side and one seat on the other. It had a large arm rest on the two seat side. Only it wasn’t an arm rest. When the van started to get full the armrest suddenly became a seat that folded down into the aisle way so you sat four across. When one of the passengers looked confused the driver just said, “It’s Japanese.”





It was a bit of a racket. I figured out that they were making $175 for the five mile trip to Seven Mile Beach, then they would turn around and take another group back and make another $175 for a total of a half hours driving with every passenger paying five bucks.
When we got to the beach there was a changing area. It was like one of the changing areas that you see in a store where you are not really all that safe from someone determined to peek over the door. Except this one was open to the beach and the lock didn’t work, so you had to hold the door shut with one hand and get dressed with the other. That didn’t work so good. I figured that nobody wants to see me naked anyway so I just got dressed after wedging the door shut as best as I could.
We rented a couple of beach chairs with an umbrella. I spent most of the time in the water. I swam out to the buoy that said ‘Swimming Area,’ and then swam back. Then I spent a few hours just floating in the water. It was hot that day and I got cooked despite applying a liberal amount of sunscreen on two different occasions. It wasn’t a bad sunburn luckily. We got back to the pier and did a little shopping before getting back on board the ship.
They had a battle of the sexes that night. Its men competing against the women in some challenges. Some of them were a little risqué, but you didn’t know what you would be doing until you got up there. I did participate, but luckily the challenge I was in was very benign.
That night the show was a magician. I thought he was good but he had a bit of a potty mouth. Not real bad but he could have left a lot of that stuff out and still have been funny.

Cozumel

I had breakfast alone again. I guess Deb didn’t want to chance the buffet after getting sick the day before. This time we had docks and lot of them. There were at least six ships in port. We mainly walked around town and bought stuff. Everything seemed to be negotiable. Every time we looked at something and decided against it, suddenly the price dropped and then dropped again.
Deb wanted some vanilla so we went to this one store that had them for $25.00 a bottle. When we went to walk away, it went down to twenty and then to fifteen, we settled on a final price of $12.00. The funny thing was down the road they were selling similar size bottles for $9.00. All of the prices were in American dollars too.







We walked around town and then we found this back alley bazaar that we walked around. A lot of times when you would come out of one of the shops the guy next door would say, “Okay, it’s my turn.” Wait, we are not taking turns here.
After you bought a few things the other vendors suddenly became even more interested in you. The more stuff you bought the more eager they were to talk to you. Some of the items seemed so reasonable that we bought them without haggling. One item in one shop was $30.00 but the lady in the next shop had the same item and only wanted $12.00 for it. It pays to look around.
I did learn a few new terms from the vendors. One man said “I’ll be back in a Mexican Minute.”
I asked, “How long is that?”
His answer was, “As long as I want it to be.”
I didn’t time him, but it was way over a minute.
Another term I learned was Mexican Computer. One of the guys said he would add up our purchases on his Mexican Computer and then got out a calculator. I noticed they all used calculators; even when the shops had registers, they pulled the calculators out.
Another guy begged us to come to his second story shop using his Mexican Elevator. He then took us up the stairs.
All in all they were all more pleasant than the ones merchants in Turkey were so we didn’t mind.
We had lobster in the main dining room that night. One of the ladies at our table had been waiting all week for this so she ordered two lobsters. I just had a regular dinner. I like lobster but after eating it in New England just a few months before, I was kinda spoiled with cold water lobster. The stuff they serve on ships is usually the warm water variety.

The Flight Home

It’s always sad when a cruise ends and this one was no different. Deb figured out that it was cheaper to take a tour through the NASA Space Center with an airport drop off than it was to hire a limo or even take a cab for that fact, so we toured NASA. 


 
We all met in the Star Bar on deck five and after getting a ‘36’ sticker to put on we then followed the guy with the ‘follow me,’ sign out to the luggage pick up area. I don’t know what thirty six meant but it felt like first grade when the teacher would safety pin notes to your parents on your clothes.
When we got past Customs and into the main luggage area several problems occurred at this point. He told us that he would be right there and to go get our luggage and come back. We went to pick up the luggage and when we turned around there was no one there. The guy and his sign had disappeared into thin air. Fearing that we had been left behind like we had in Grand Cayman, we rushed to where we thought he might be.
We found him at the side of the building flirting with one of the luggage agents. He seemed no longer wanting to lead the group but he still had his sign held high up in the air. A group of people must of thought that we looked lost so they motioned us to follow them. Thinking that our group had taken pity on us and was keeping us from getting lost, we followed, only to find out later that it wasn’t our group that we were following.
It was about that time that I noticed that Deb didn’t have her suitcase. She thought that I had picked it up and I thought that she had picked it up which meant that no one had picked it up. I had to go running back into the terminal with slim hope of finding it.
After much searching I found it right where we had left it. No, I don’t know why I didn’t look there first, it had been a long week and I had not slept well. At this point I went running back, but it was too late. We had lost the group that wasn’t our group anyway.
When another group, that wasn’t our group, saw our plight they motioned us to follow them. There were a lot of friendly people on this cruise trying to get us lost. After realizing that we were following the wrong group, we managed to catch a glimpse of the NASA Space Center sign on a bus and went over there. We apparently had the right sticker on our shirts because we were told to get on. To our amazement, we were the third and fourth person on the bus.
I have no idea how that happened because we got turned around twice, had to go back for luggage and still beat 90% of our group. The only thing I could figure is that they all congregated around the guy with the ‘follow me’ sign and waited until he finished flirting before heading out to the busses.
Our tour guide was interesting. She would start a sentence and then think of a better way to word it and then restart the sentence and again think of a better way to word it. She started every paragraph like that.
She did point out interesting things like the wonderfully large houses with great architecture, well, you can’t see them from here but we will pass them by later on. She then forgot to point them out when we did pass them. She also pointed out the local topless club. It seemed important to her though I don’t have a guess as to why. Then she pointed out where a ship normally berths, but of course it’s not there on Sundays, but it’s a great ship.
An hour later we arrived at NASA. The Space Center is wonderful and totally enjoyable, but we were told not to leave the main building for the side buildings because if we did we were going to make everyone late for their flights. So we stayed in the main building and it was just the perfect amount to see for the time we had.
They had a Saturn rocket there, and a mock up of the international space station and the space shuttle. They also had all sorts of space memorabilia including some moon rocks. It was well worth the time.
We were able to catch our flight without any more episodes. We were both TSA pre check on the way back so it made that a breeze also.



My overview of the trip is the ship was amazing, I loved the layout and the décor. The entertainment was lacking however. I was surprised by that being on a ship that big. I think they rely heavily on their Flo Rider and rock climbing wall to entertain, but don’t really have things for those passengers in their late fifties or beyond. I did love the ice show, but the rest of the shows were just so so.
Would I go on Royal Caribbean again? Yes, if the price and itinerary matched my wants.